Weddings in Scotland!

Thought a few of you may want to hear a few funny tales from weddings, I keep getting told I should write a book!
There was the groom who had sampled to much of the local scottish whisky and was nearly refused by the Rev to be married! The time I had to go to the toilet with a bride and hold her dress while she relieved herself, I was standing thinking I am sure this is not on the contract!

I do not get many mishaps as I tend to be pretty organised but sometimes things like weather can throw things into a panic, snow being the main one. I have had a dog who acted as best man at a wedding, when the rev asked for the rings they whistled the dog over and he had them in a pouch round his neck! Lots more little stories but do not want to bore you all to much!!!